Friday, October 3, 2008

Introduction

Dear friends,

I have ap­pointed my­self pres­i­dent of the world for the pur­pose of stand­ing up for jus­tice, free­dom, peace, demo­cracy, and for the downtrodden. The pres­ident of the world is a pos­i­tion with no auth­or­ity or of­fi­cial status. I have only what­ever moral auth­or­ity the world may see fit to confer upon me.

My goal is to collect do­na­tions in pur­suit of the above ob­ject­ives. The do­na­tions will be used for te­le­vi­sion ad­vert­ise­ments and/or other ini­tia­tives that pro­mote happiness for hu­mans and all living things. Suggestions are welcome.

On this web­site I will re­port how much mon­ey I have been col­lect­ing, and exactly how I am us­ing it.

By the end of my presidency I hope to see a world where peace, justice and happiness prevail. If that cannot be achieved under me, then hopefully under my successor. At some future point I may seek to convert whatever moral authority I may possess into some actual authority, in order to continue fighting for the world's happiness.

My first initiatives will be to speak up to promote the well-being of the some of the oppressed or poor peoples of the world, including: the Palestinians, the Burmese people, the Africans, and the North Koreans.

I will also speak up in defense of the animals.

Good luck and love to all.

4 comments:

saintpumpkin said...

die president die !

Unknown said...

I wrote a long comment .. now it is gone. This is a test.

Unknown said...

Well Mr. President. You should have absolutely no trouble getting control of the nuclear arsenals. Once you have that .. enforcing peace should be easy ... particularly if you blow up a city or two to make sure people listen to you. You can hire me as a consultant if you like. My rates are very reasonible for a man like me with a stable of supermodel mistresses to support.

Chris van der Leer said...

Yes. Someone who knows what he is doing! Someone who can lead us from oppression and tyranny.

You got my vote. Erm. Am I allowed to vote? Hehe!